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These are some quotations we have found which relate to spanking , with a few general ones thrown in :
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While behind all, firm and erect as ever ,
Undismay'd amid the rapids - amid the irresistible and deadly urge , Stands a
helmsman , with brow elate and strong hand . "
...........................Walt Whitman
" An unspanked bottom is such a terrible waste ! "
.....................Lady Susan
" Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily , this is not difficult . "
.................Charlotte Whitton
" Does a gentleman continue spanking a lady when the butler walks in ? "
......... Upstairs Downstairs
" I have never spanked anyone before so you will tell me if it is too much ."
....... Andromeda
" Any parent who apologizes for spanking a child who is completely out of control and is old enough to know better , should be spanked themselves . "
................................. Every Day RugRats
" Do you want to get serious or just play a bit ? "
........ Elvis Presley
" Both of you will have explored new areas of your existence by the time we have finished . "
................... Spankoz
" If you don't insist he use them you're gonna get a spanking . "
..................... condom ad
Q. If you could invite any four people to dinner , who would they be , and what would you talk about ?
A. 1. Ghandi , 2. Buddha , 3. Jesus , 4. George W. Bush .
I just think it’s time for someone to get a spanking .
............. Becky Alter , 33
" ... there is no reason to confuse television news with journalism . "
........
" A man's proper place is over the knee of a woman who is willing to accept the responsibility for keeping him in his proper place . "
..................... Aunt Sarah
" She wants to surrender, to yield, to let herself float down into the uncharted musky swamp of LIFE where there is creativity and eroticism and deep intelligence . "
............... Rebecca Wells
Gaston : " If I were your father , which fortunately I am not , and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs , I would give you a good spanking -- in a business way of course . " Mariette : " What would you do if you were my secretary ? "
Gaston : " The same thing . "
Mariette : " You're hired . "
............. TROUBLE IN PARADISE ( 1932 ) Miriam Hopkins , Kay Francis , Herbert Marshall
" There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal , particularly in women . Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL . "
................ Lynn Lavner
" Position is everything . "
...............Princess Suessan
" That girl deserves some expense "
............... George Elliot
ALL OF YOU ARE SO WRONG ! It all comes down to SEX and how spankable their bottom is .
.............. smokin'joe , March 21,1999
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older . Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman : Stuff you pay good money for in later life .
................. Emo Philips
My bum is too big , maybe that's because I was caned at school .
.......... Sarah Ferguson ( Duchess of York - Duchess of Pork was used in Weight Watchers television advertisement . )
" in spanking circles the bottom controls "
.............. Nell , Ally McBeal , Buried Pleasures - AM 3.02
" Spank first and ask questions later . "
................ Spankoz
“ Men don’t usually like to be led by women . They
don’t mind being spanked
by them . ”
............ Joanna Lumley
" He was a middle-aged child that had never shed its baby fat , though some gifted tailor had almost succeeded in camouflaging his plump and spankable bottom . "
............ Breakfast at Tiffany's
" I'm just a gal like any other gal . I want a home , a family , an occasional spanking . "
............... Kathy Ireland
" Couldn't resist. You have the most spankable bottom , even when you are wearing boxers . "
" Next time you get the urge to spank me just give me a little warning . "
............... Olympic Industries Building
" To their deeply worried parents throughout the country, hippies seem more like dangerously deluded dropouts, candidates for a very sound spanking and a cram course in civics—if only they would return home to receive either. "
........... Time
magazine , Humankind : Family Life :
Observers & Critics , 7 Jul 67
If men spank their wives there is peace on earth .
( Old Russian Proverb )
...... Joop
" What are you going to do, spank me ? "
........... Nyah Nordolf-Hall , Mission : Impossible II
" I think everyone needs a good spanking now and then "
" There are quite a few people I'd like to spank . "
.............. Tom Ford ( for Gucci , January 21 2003 )
I wish there were a spanking room we could send these people for a good session .
........... Rev. Charles Rush
" You need a spanking , " he told her , pulling on his clothes quickly .
" Promise ? " she asked , zipping up her skirt .
......... Juli's Stories - Turn Of Events
" I hate tanlines . "
.............. more nudist quotes
" Hmm. I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking season, and I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'. "
.......... Homer ( No , the other one . )
" Buffy : A Twinkie! That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be
punished.
Willow : Everyone's getting spanked but me. "
" Willow : Guess she's out with Riley. You know what it's like with a spanking new
boyfriend.
Anya ( re: Xander ) : Yes , we've enjoyed spanking. "
.......... Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer ,Season_4 , The I in Team
" The basis of all morality is duty, a concept with the same relation to group that self-interest has to individual. Nobody preached duty to these kids in a way they could understand--that is, with a spanking. But the society they were in told them endlessly about their 'rights.' The result of which should have been predictable, since a human being has no natural rights of any nature. "
........ Robert Anson Heinlein
" Be as lavish with affection after a spanking
as any other time -- or a bit extra. "
.......... Lazurus Long , Time Enough For Love , pg 316
" Somebody needs a spanking ! "
......J.P. Waterman
" DINGO : Oh , wicked , bad , naughty, evil Zoot ! Oh, she is a naughty person , and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax , we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon . You must tie her down on a bed and spank her !
GIRLS : A spanking! A spanking !
DINGO : You must spank her well . And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then , spank me .
VARIOUS GIRLS : And spank me. And me . And me . ( Sound File )
DINGO : Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking !
GIRLS : A spanking ! A spanking !
DINGO : And after the spanking , the oral sex .
GIRLS : Oral sex ! Oral sex ! " . "
( SOUND FILES - VIDEO CLIP )
....... Monty Python and the Holy Grail
" She has made a mistake. She has forgotten to bring her mop. She must be punished. What, again? Yes, indeed, every few pages. Whether he's abed, on his feet, dreaming or awake, at the window, in the shower, he knows that his maid will fail to be perfect in the performance of her duties. His duty (whether he enjoys it or not) will be to administer correction to the ''seat chosen by Mother Nature for such interventions.''
....... Spanking
the Maid , Robert Coover
( from the June 27, 1982 New
York Times review by Alan Friedman )
" Does my inner child need a spanking ? "
..........Roy " Tin Cup " McAvoy
" I've got enough to grab on to." ( Talking about her rear end )
"I'm not a naughty girl, but I would like a spanking."
......Courtney
" Don't think about playing with somebody at any sort of contact level with a bullwhip until you can take a quarter of an inch at a time off a leaf on a tree . "
" To hurt another person becomes S/M, becomes a craft, becomes an art when you can hurt somebody so you both enjoy it. "
" Playing at the edge is a hell of a thrill . "
......Robert Dante , Bullwhip : Art of the Single-Tail Whip
" Don't overlook my butt "
.......Bill &Ted
I & II
" .... you'll be in for a nasty spanking.
and not the enjoyable fetisy-kind .
( well, ok, maybe that kind. it all depends on if i've had my ovaltine or not .
"
...... Jackson Pritt
" I never said that spanking your wife would lead to anything but a happy home . " ( 5-01-95 )
" The word is SPANK Sam , SPANK not beat . You shouldn't knock it until you try it, they tend to stay inline . Look at all the problems we are having these days in the world with women , home and family , there is no discipline whatsoever . " ( 04-23-95 )
......Brice Wellington
" Some things are obvious to men of good will , and if someone refuses to admit the obvious he needs a spanking rather than an argument. "
...... Benedict M . Ashley , O.P. , The Arts of Learning and Communication
" The sounds of their heels on the wooden floor and you knew something was about to happen... "
....Marisa O'Neill , Women in Black
" The
Ox is slow but the earth is patient "
( A philosophy in the search for spanking partners ? )
........ High Road to China
" ....the electronic message is acceptable , both for thank-yous and for spank-yous . "
.......Anne Garber
" Do not always do unto others as you would have them do unto you . They may have different tastes . "
.......... George Bernard Shaw
" Too much of a good thing can be wonderful "
......... Mae West
Take my advice , or I'll spank
you without pants .
( Movie subtitle , Hong Kong . )
......Sex and Zen & a Bullet in the Head , Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins
" I don't need women . I've got appliances . "
........ Brian , as The Leatherman
" Open your Mind , your Sexuality will follow . "
........ Chastisers World
Mark my words , that girl Livia is heading for a good spanking . Only trouble is she'd probably enjoy it .
.......EVE ,Season 5 , Episode 21October 21, 2000
Even those of us not in main stream obstetrics will recognise 490 years as a longer than usual gestation period , but on 16.2.99 the Standing Committee of GPs duly came into existence and the infant made lots of healthy noise . Indeed , far from needing its bottom smacking by the midwife ( the Registrar ) , at times the latter had difficulty getting a word in edgeways .
Regards from your colleague in the Suffolk sugar-beet fields ,
........... David Vicary , A country GP ( from RCP )
She would be with us , she said . " You don't know mother . The moment she got the picture postcard , she would come over to wherever we were and put you across her knee and spank you with a hair-brush . I don't think I could ever feel the same towards you if I saw you lying across mother's knee , being spanked with a hair-brush . It would spoil the honeymoon . "
......... P.G. Wodehouse , Strychnine in the Soup , 1932.
" My father says that's what wrong with me. If I only had somebody who could put me across their lap and give me a good spanking once in while, I know I'd be different."
........ Louise , Blondie Hits the Jackpot ,1949 , directed by Edward Bernds
To remember that it’s not the skills that are important , but what you learn while practicing the skills . He was very gentle , not accusing at all , but still I felt the way I did in 3rd grade the first time I was spanked by my favorite teacher ! I was crushed . When we set off downriver I was trying to be positive , but I was very shaky and tears were already close .
......... Jean Gould , " Aamma Didi "
' What are you going to do to me ? ' Belinda asked defiantly . ' Beat me or something ? Smack my bottom ? I'm sure that's what you decadent aristocrats live for - a chance to humiliate the lower orders . ' Even as she was speaking, this idea - which should have seemed horrendous - was becoming highly exciting .
............ Portia Da Costa , GOTHIC BLUE
" May your porn collection become corrupt, your spanking hand develop arthritis , and your relatives discover your hobbies . "
..... anon
" My Mistake , Your fault !! Go get the Hairbrush . "
.... anon
" Now Tea Leoni reveals how David Duchovny helps her out on the home front . ‘ I apply paint to his butt cheeks , then he sits on the canvas . Sometimes I spank him to blend the colours . ’ "
......... peoplenews.com
" Football is 50 percent violence , 20 percent men bending over , 15 percent big egos , 10 percent getting slapped on the ass , four percent inane dialogue , and one percent love . Sounds pretty much the same as getting "punted" to me ! And I'm curious ... after a vigorous session of punting , does the woman get to roll over and go to sleep while the man silently lies there and wonders what the future may hold ? "
....... Theology Major at Ohio Dominican College
" There is no love greater
than a man's love for his woman..... There is nothing he won't
do.... nothing he won't try.... When that same man needs a spanking... don't refuse him . Make room on the couch,
Pat your lap... and whisper..."come here, honey.... let me give you what you need!" . --Ladies-----listen well....
Whether it is your idea or his --- When he asks you to spank him.....
Remember...you love this man... That means loving every part of him......
Including his bottom . "
....... Blush Bottom Inn
" A well spanked bottom means a well behaved young lady. Discipline Spanking. It's a way of life. "
....... Blush Bottom Inn
" I should've known . You're the only one stupid enough to kidnap you . Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble ! "
....... The Simpsons
" You there with the cute buns and ample chest , why don't you come over here ? Please . Spank me and call me your bitch . "
...... American Beauty: The Director's Cut
" I agree that Howard Stern is one of the most vile , disgusting , perverted , opportunistic chauvinists in the world ... but his fixation on spanking is a redeeming factor . "
...... e9355908
" Woman are from Tiffany's , men are from Hardwarehouse ! "
..... Spankoz
" Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance . "
...............Sam Brown
" What is the sound of one hand clapping ? "
-........ Confucius ( c. 551-479? BC )
( We were asked ) " Which flavor of ice cream we wanted -- coffee or vanilla . " When I asked , he said , " Oh , you choose for me . " Then he added , " But if you choose the wrong one , you're in big trouble . "
........... Erica
" Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children . "
............ anon
" Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on the backside . "
............ Ludwig van Beethoven
Reason is a faculty far larger than mere objective force . When either the political or the scientific discourse announces itself as the voice of reason , it is playing God , and should be spanked and stood in the corner . ”
............... Ursula K. LeGuin
It may be your birthday , but that doesn't mean you get a free cheat pass .
................Donald Trump , TMZ
A well turned bottom is a
beautiful thing to behold .
A well spanked bottom is a beautiful thing to be holding .
.......
I’ll tell Dad to leave all the spanking to me .
........... DAVID , MOONLIGHTING IN THE 21ST CENTURY : EPISODE 3 : NOT SO PRIVATE EYES
I am going to spank you until Western Civilisation implodes !
........
All you gotta have in a John Wayne picture is a hoity-toity dame with big tits that Duke can throw over his knee and spank .........
........... James Edward Grant
You never knew the true meaning of a spanking until you were 24 .
...................... taglinesgalore.com
Margaret Court was a great player but an incredibly nervous tennis player . Once he told me that she was falling apart on the net and he walked up and said , " Margaret , would you stop bending over so far on the net ? I can't concentrate on my serve . "
............ Hugh Lunn on Ken Fletcher to Margaret Court ( Four time Wimbledon Mixed Champions . ) - abc.net.au
( Independence Day ) So , have fun and be safe today .... and may your white cheeks turn red while turned over Aunties blue apron and may you see stars with every stripe she lays on your naughty bottoms .
...... LF
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources .
......... Albert Einstein
If I tell you , then I will have to spank you .
.........
Love and respect comes with spanking privileges .
........... Lisa Jones , Best Life Magazine , August , 2006
( I've been at sea with the Navy ) ..... I've had to drop my you know whats and grab my socks .
................... Kate Harper ( Mary McCormack ) , WEST WING , Fifth Season ( Episode 521, " Gaza " Broadcast : May 12 , 2004 . Outside possibility that is from Episode 520 , " No Exit " .
The two spanking plus theory , the first one is to show that you are serious and the following ones are to show that the first time wasn't an accident .
...................... Spankoz
For your spanking sensation . ( Thai scooter advertising slogan )
.......................... Engrish.com
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
" No "
" Didn't hurt !! "
" You call that a spanking ? "
" What are you going to do , spank me ? "
" Don't pout at me ! "
" You wouldn't dare "
" I said to
her, You can whip me if you want to , but it ain't gonna do me any good .
"
( Well , she took me into the bedroom and started whipping
me, and after the third lick I started yelling ,
" It's doing me some good , it's doing me some good ." )
......... Barbara Mandrell
I wouldn't talk to Steve for a month if he spanked me ! "
.............. Julie
" Just let me know when you're finished . "
" Yes , I'm sorry ! ....... that you were oversensitive "
" NO ... TOM .... I WAS JUST KIDDING ! STOP !!! "
" Are you getting tired ? "
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